Written by Matt McCart and Cassie Soliday
Heya Dr. Ronny Jackson and Company!
Pleasure to hear from you folks in such a personal way. And here I thought the art of letter writing was dead! Quoting me and adding a bibliography was a nice touch. Real intimate! After eight days of jet lag, high profile meetings, and an invigorating session with Vladimir Putin, I’ve finally found a moment to reply to your request to take a cognitive test to see if I’m “mentally fit to be the commander in chief.”
You’ve got quite the eye and ear for catching my…
MONGOLIAN CHANGA: Son… we need to talk.
MEDINA SPIRIT: Okayyy? I was gonna go chill and eat clovers in the field, but what’s up, mom?
MONGOLIAN CHANGA: The radio was on in the barn when the farmhand was shoveling manure out of the stalls and I heard the news. Did you really think I wouldn’t find out?
MEDINA SPIRIT: Moooom. I know where this is going —
MONGOLIAN CHANGA: Hay! Drugs are never the answer, my sweet oat! If you were feeling nervous about the big race, you should’ve told me. You can tell me aneighthing!
MEDINA SPIRIT: I don’t…
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Comedy writer, cartoonist, and casual existential crisis haver.