Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazineWhat You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary EditionWhat you said: “Woo! Girls night!!” My anxiety: “You have no friends.”·3 min read·Mar 27, 2024--1--1
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazineNora Ephron Critiques Your Dating ProfileYou mention being very neat — take that out. It makes it sound like you call your mother too much3 min read·Oct 17, 2023----
Cassie SolidayinThe Belladonna ComedyIntroducing, Strike Captain Barbie!She is pro-union and pro-worker’s rights — as a woman who has held over 200 jobs, how could she not be?·3 min read·Jul 21, 2023--6--6
Cassie SolidayinThe Belladonna ComedyRealities of Being a Hollywood Screenwriter that AI Is Welcome to ReplaceLet artificial intelligence ask the existential questions, like if you’re cut out for this unsustainable career or not!·3 min read·May 31, 2023--1--1
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazineI Cannot Come to Work Today Because I Must Know What Happened to Lofi Girl!I’m calling in sick because the Lofi Girl is MISSING!!!·4 min read·Apr 17, 2023--1--1
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazineI Am Not the Target Audience for this Puberty Girl Movie and Do Not Recommend ItA Movie Review from Someone in the “Universal Demographic”·3 min read·Mar 10, 2022--3--3
Cassie SolidayinThe Belladonna ComedyToo Many Women Are Gathering Without Me, A Normal Nice ManDon’t they know I’m one of the good ones?·4 min read·Jan 20, 2022--11--11
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazineI Accidentally Time Traveled Back to 1776 to Catch My Cereal ThiefWho stole my #$^(&(#$^*#$^!@*& Apple Jacks?·4 min read·Aug 13, 2021--2--2
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures MagazinePutin’s Spectre“In life there is no happiness, only the spectre of it.”·1 min read·Jun 26, 2021----
Cassie SolidayinGreener Pastures Magazine“If I’m Mentally Unfit, Then What Are You?” Says President Biden in Letter to GOPPerson, woman, man, camera, TV.·2 min read·Jun 21, 2021--11--11